Why the hell do people keep asking about marriage?

It isn’t going to happen, you hear?

Marriage is not something that is on the agenda! Totally a commitment phobe.

And kids?

I guess there are a lot of kids that need to be adopted, but I’ve had my fill with raising West. -scoff- He was a handful. And besides.

Adopted kids would eventually die and wonder why we weren’t aging?

Does that sound like a good idea to you, Anon? -grumbles-

Hah, I suppose that’s true.

Of course, it isn’t as amazing as me.

Doctors should take a good look at me if they want to see an absolutely perfect specimen of man.

I mean, just look at me.

I’m smart, handsome, and just a load of fun to be around. It doesn’t get any better than that.

Because I am the  definition of awesome.

Open up a dictionary and you’ll find me grinning back at you under the word ‘awesome.’

Seriously.

You can’t find anyone better than I am at anything.

I am awesome.

Living, breathing, personified awesome! 

Hah! 

Of course you love me, you’d be foolish not to! -gloats-

My eyesight is actually embarrassingly poor. I don’t really like it, but I like how I look with my glasses, so it works out.

Though that is why I say that I wear them only because they look good. I do need them, even if I don’t like to admit it…

Gilbert’s never needed glasses, exactly, but he does wear mine all the time.

For teasing purposes.

Why does everybody expect me to wear a dress? I’m not a woman. Certainly, I let Gilbert lead most of the time since normally I do have to lead when dancing with others, so I may dance “the woman part,” as you so tactfully put it, but I most certainly did not wear a dress.

Anyway, that’s beside the point. Yes, we’ve danced various ballroom dances. It’s very fun, especially if it’s a fast one. Gilbert isn’t always so fond of the slower ones.

I do love those occasional slow dances, though; it makes for several opportunities for talking and stealing kisses.

…Für die Längste Zeit, nein. Ich fand es peinlich und schwierig aus Furcht davor sagen, nicht Gilbert es dafür sagen zu Rückgabe. Aber, jetzt sage ich oft. Ich bekomme nicht immer eine wörtliche Antwort, aber Gilbert erwidert den Gefallen immer auch mit einem Kuss oder einer Berührung zu meiner Hand.

Or, for those of you who are English-speakers…

“Roderich, do you tell Gilbert ‘I love you’ often?”

…For the longest time, no, not really. I found it awkward and difficult and nerve-wracking to say for fear of not having Gilbert say it in return. Though, now I say it rather often. I don’t always get a verbal response, but Gilbert always returns the favor in one way or another, usually through a kiss or a touch of the hand.

[Just so you all know, something here might be incorrect. Our dear translator is still learning German, but she’s excellent nonetheless!]

Specs?

Go shopping?

Spend money?

Hah! 

You tell a good joke, Anon.

Though I’m still left wondering just how you have friends. -innocent little smile-

Ahahah…

I need to get a picture of him in a dress.

Maybe make him wear a little tiara.

That “princess” thing is too good to pass up.

Anyone know where to get a cheap tiara and magic wand? Might as well make him a magical princess.